Dungeon Crawler Carl: Princess Donut's Virgin Dirty Shirley Truffle Bar, by Maeve

“GLAMOROUS? YES. DRAMATIC? ABSOLUTELY. CARL, IF MY CHOCOLATE DOESN'T SPARKLE, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?”

Attention, Crawler! The undeniable queen of the crawl, Grand Champion Princess Donut, has officially brought her absolute favorite dungeon beverage out of the syndicate system and into the real world. Created in an officially licensed collaboration between Maeve (formerly Seattle Chocolates) and Dungeon Crawler Carl author Matt Dinniman, this limited-edition chocolate bar is the ultimate edible collectible for the Donut Holes fandom.  

This premium truffle bar turns a classic mocktail profile into a multi-layered sensory experience. A bold, sustainably sourced dark chocolate shell snaps open to reveal a silky, blushing pink white chocolate truffle center. Infused with bright grenadine sweetness and real pieces of tart, dried cherries, it finishes with a playful burst of natural popping candy that mimics the crisp, fizzy effervescence of a real soda mocktail. It is explosive, loud, a little dramatic, and exactly what fans expect from the Royal Court.

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Product Highlights:

• Official DCC Collab: Officially licensed merch wrapped in gorgeous, collectible, fan-forward packaging honoring our favorite tiara-wearing show cat.

• The Fizz Effect: Packed with genuine popping candy that crackles with fizzy magic as it melts.

• Ethically Crafted: Made in Seattle using premium, sustainably sourced cocoa and natural ingredients.

Fandom & Product Breakdown

• Flavor Profile: Grenadine mocktail, rich dark chocolate, sweet cherry chunks, and fizzy effervescence.

• Texture: Snappy dark chocolate shell, velvety truffle center, chewy real fruit, and sharp popping candy crackle.

• Weight: 2.5 oz (70g)

• Dietary Certifications: Gluten-Free, Kosher Dairy, Non-GMO.

Ingredients & Allergens

Ingredients: White chocolate (cane sugar, cocoa butter*, milk, soy lecithin, natural vanilla), organic dark chocolate (cocoa mass, cane sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, vanilla), popping candy (cane sugar, lactose, non-gmo corn syrup, carbon dioxide), dried cherries (cherries, cane sugar, sunflower oil), coconut oil, organic sunflower oil.

Contains: Milk, Soy. (Processed in a facility that handles tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, and sesame).

Fandom FAQ:

Q: Is this bar officially connected to the Dungeon Crawler Carl book series?

A: Yes! This is an officially licensed product created in direct collaboration with Matt Dinniman (the author of the NYT bestselling Dungeon Crawler Carl fantasy series) and Maeve Chocolate.

Q: Why is it called a "Virgin Dirty Shirley"?

A: In the books, a Virgin Dirty Shirley is the favorite drink of Princess Donut, the feline heroine of the crawl. As a pampered Persian show cat, she thinks it sounds incredibly fancy, fiercely refusing to acknowledge that a "Virgin Dirty Shirley" is technically just a standard Shirley Temple mocktail.

Q: Does the chocolate actually pop?

A: It sure does! To capture the bubbly texture of Princess Donut’s favorite soda beverage, Maeve built a center layer packed with natural popping candy that creates a playful, crackling explosion in your mouth.

Q: Is there any alcohol in this chocolate bar?

A: None at all! True to the "Virgin" drink recipe, this confectionery creation is 100% alcohol-free, making it a nostalgic, sweet, and family-friendly treat for any fan of the LitRPG genre.